Sharon says:
I asked our landlady when is trash day.
Tuesday dear.
Do you put your trash out at night?
Bear?
Yes dear, we had a bear last year in the back yard down by
the river.
Bear?
Yes dear.
So when do they come by and pick up the trash?
Noon, or 11 or so.
Ok. So I can put it out around 11.
Sure.
Recycling?
Over the mountain dear.
What?
You take it to the recycling place, over the mountain. East
West Road to Middle Road, around the circle, 2nd right.
Thanx, got it.
Also I would like to take a moment to say goodbye to my long
hot showers in Baltimore and hello to my short, temperamental showers here in
the country. Goodbye Harford Road, hello my long dirt road with no lights and
where I need a flashlight to walk Vinnie in the dark (close to where my new
friend the bear might live).
Love you all and miss you too.
Stop showering! The smell will keep the bears away! :-)
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